Sometimes I look at my follower count and I think ‘look at all these people I somehow tricked into thinking I’m cool’.
(via hyena-laugh)
you may have a hot body but i have a hot bucket of fried chicken so whos the real winner here
(via hyena-laugh)
sometimes i dont know who is lazier me or the guy who made the libyan flag
(Source: joshfrancesgay, via lolsofunny)
why do nonamerican people call math maths why does it need to be plural isn’t one math bad enough
don’t get sassy about language when the world wants to know why football is not actually football in america
(via hyena-laugh)
